Ode to my Pre-Emptive Goddess Status

Well, it's here ~ yup, book Fair, AND the teacher appreciation dinner. Oh joy. I think I shall dissappear. Actually,I get to go read to a bazillion little kids in ~accents~ next week, and I LOVE it! It's a lot of fun! Just gotta get through Thanksgiving with 35 relatives, and I am good to GO! I get to dress up as a Princess because the theme for Book Fair is Castles and Dragons & Princesses and all that good stuff. There is some catchy little by-phrase to go with it, just can't think of it. I don't think I have time to be a Fertility Goddess. I'll have to re-invent later. Sheesh. Dagnabit! And I was SOO going to be a hot sexy fertile chic, too!

Ode to my Pre-Emptive Goddess Status

O creamy skin bathed in asses milk
& wide thighs & buttocks all~
large dripping breast to feed a babe
& man, should he needs call~

O face of womanhood
to launch a thousand ships~
flacid arms & tummy marks
& monstrous steaming hips~

O vigorous love
& constant sex~
soft hormones
ne'er be vexed~

Perhaps one day to thee I'll thrill,
perhaps I'll come about~
But Now, for now, I'll just be me,
'tis quite fun, I cannot doubt.

:-D