Thursday, September 14, 2006

Where AM I?

Good question, posted by Mr SafeT himself! I have been a verrrryyy buuusssssyyyy woman ~ ( how busy can a mom with 5 kids, a cat, one nympho-matic husband, 2 church callings, and 3 side-businesses, plus a NEW WRITING JOB!!!! BE?, you may ask yourselves ~ weeelllllll... pretty sorta busy, anyways...)

Well, to make a lengthy, fun blog short, boring and to the point, I have decided to quickly insert THIS bit of dribble. (yah, yah, yah, I knooowww, more TESTS ~ but hey, take the little IQ test, and see how brainy YOU are! )

Know what the sad thing is ~ I only scored a 106 ~ I think that makes me like a total numbskull ~BUT, here I am bravely publishing my IQ test results for all to mock and point at.
(Oh the lengths one will go to in order to avoid a meaningful, well thought-out blog entry ~ pity, isn't it? )

Ok, here goes, this is what Tickle has to say about me and my lousy IQ ( see how they have tried to make me feel better about being a numbskull? only 6 in 1,000 are as brain-dead as I am..... take the test, I'll bet they can make you all feel right chipper too! )

The Super IQ Test
How Smart Are You Really?

Red, your IQ score is 106

Your overall intelligence quotient is the result of a scientifically-tested formula based on how many questions you answered correctly. But it's only part of what we learned about you from your answers on the test. We also determined the way you process information.The way you think about things makes you a Linguistic Architect. This means you are brilliant when it comes to language and words. You are also very good at understanding things on an abstract level. You are at your best when you put those two skills together to communicate new ideas and see how they fit into different contexts. You understand math and science on a gut level, even if the equations and science don't come as easily. You can use these skills to be a great communicator or to create a masterpiece.
How did we determine that your thinking style is that of a Linguistic Architect? When we examined your test results further, we analyzed how you scored on 8 dimensions of intelligence: spatial, organizational, abstract reasoning, logical, mechanical, verbal, visual and numerical. The 3 dimensions you scored highest on combine to make you a Linguistic Architect. Only 6 out of 1,000 people have this rare combination of abilities.

Hey, this didn't come out looking right, maybe the web address will do better:


Kim Ayres said...

I thought with IQ tests, 100 was average, so that puts you above average doesn't it?

Marcio said...

Red.... it has been long time. This is Marcio. I been on Africa travel. You blog still is best I seen!!! Hoorah! Hope I get chance of catch up with you before I head it out again.

Ciao, Marcio

Binty McShae said...

I had to do one of those for work... I did better than anyone expected and now the bastards are giving me a bigger workload!

It pays to be dumb...

redhead83402 said...

Kim, yes, I suppose, but what fun is it to be average, eh? ;-D

Marcio ~ How lovely to hear from you again! I hope you had a grand time in Africa, did you meet any lovely ladies there?

Binty ~ uggh, lol, I hear you on that, they did that to my husband too, at the place he used to work at, & believe me, they piled the work load higher and higher, till he absolutely despised even going in! The increase in pay was NOT enough to justify it... after he quit, they had to hire 3 other guys to take his place, plus a personal secretary for one of them... makes me sick to think of it, really. The bear carving and woodworking on his own now is just SO much better ~ for EVERYone.

SafeTinspector said...

What was the job you got again? glad to hear things are happy on the home front.
Are there any more marching forces of wooden animals to report?
Missed you at Closure...

Dr Maroon said...

Are you going to the party?
Are you going to the Boston Tea Party?

Redcoats in the village
There's fighting in the streets
The Indians and the
mountain men, well
They are talking when they meet
The king has said he's gonna put a tax on tea
And that's the reason you all Americans drink coffee

Are you going to the party?
Are you going to the Boston Tea Party?

DLee B said...

Hi, nice to meet another well spoken individual! LOL I just took the test, scored 110. Now, if we can just find the other 4 out of our 1000! ;)